"I'll just find a really awesome nature picture and be like, 'It's sublime.'"
"Yeah."
"I just don't want to discuss it."
"The only reason I think it's so great is that I spent eight hours on it."
"The interface is just so incredible."
"I've been carrying around my coffee cup inside of that and people are like, 'Wow that's impressive.'"
"I ran into Rebecca at the gym, that freshman, the other day."
"Oh, Rebecca. I like Rebecca. She's nice AND a babe. Pretty much all I look for in a friend."
"Or is she long and blonde?"
"Yeah, there's Whitney."
"And Rebecca, yeah."
"I don't play games. I don't like games."
"You don't play that shit."
"Yeah. That's right."
"That's cool that you'll start school on the right foot and that I'm just going to crush it with my academic prowess."
"Ouch."
"Did that hurt you?"
"Yeah, I'm wounded."
"Okay, I was working on my computer and he sneaked up on me."
"What does it mean when there are shoes hung up on a power line?"
"That means one of your friends died and you take their shoes and throw them."
"I don't think that's right."
"Well, I'm more street smart than you."
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