- What's the deal with Seinfeld jokes nowadays?! You know the kind that starts off with "What's the deal?!?!!" I mean, what's the deal with those!! What. Is. The. Deal!!!?? (Keep going until the audience gets it.)
- What's the deal with asparagus?!? I mean, they make our pee smell like poop! It's mixing up our smells!!! Get outta town, asparagus and stop mixing up our smells!! Our pee is supposed to smell like pee, okay?!
- I've been thinking a lot lately. (THAT'S THE JOKE, MOMMY IT'S SO GOOD PEOPLE LAUGH AT JUST THAT APPARENTLY THEY DON'T NEED PUNCHLINES but it only works if the audience knows who i am so it doesn't work unless uncle toby is there)
- My dog died the other day because I killed it!!! (I don't know why this one doesn't work. I guess no one understand anticomedy!!!)
- You know that your a redneck if you do you know that your a redneck jokes to your pig wife!! An actual pig, I mean!!! oink oink!!!!
- What's the deal with homework?! I mean, it's WORK we do at HOME! What is that?!! If I wanted to do WORK at HOME i'd live OUTSIDE ON the soccer field!! Because I sometimes ref those!!
That's all mommy, thanks for asking.
Love, Billy "The Cos Jr." Billsby
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